Today I would like to welcome you to my blog. This blog is for the perfectly imperfect mothers out there who would like to discuss REAL mommy issues. If nothing else, it might make you feel better about yourself. My kids don’t sleep through the night, they don’t like vegetables, and this morning I had to throw their toothbrushes away because someone left a banana peel in the bathroom trash can and we got fruit flies. Their toothbrushes were covered with about 50 of those dirty little bastards. So…my 5 and 6 year old got a piece of Trident instead of brushing their teeth and I sent them to school. I’d like to say that I’m going to run out as soon as possible and get new ones, but I have something more pressing going on.
Yesterday, I gave the kids Halloween “decals” or “window clings” to decorate my front door windows with. They were not in fact “decals” they were fucking stickers. So after I close this computer I will go down and try to remove all of these stickers from my window. This is how I will spend my time while my baby is asleep today. Should be a real fun time…when he wakes up, we’ll go get some new toothbrushes…and some fly paper.