Its fall…and I’d like to see if anyone else has a disorder called “sign-up-aholic disorder” ? I have recently diagnosed myself with this plaguing condition. It involves signing up on every single volunteer sheet you see. Halloween party planner…sign my ass up! Fundraiser organizer…put my name down bitch! You say there’s an open slot on the list of moms needed to come in and do classroom projects…SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING PEN!!!! The adrenaline rush and supermom feeling one gets when signing up and committing to these activities is later followed by a period of lowly feelings which include but are not limited to…overwhelmed, stressed, anxious, nervous, overworked, under appreciated, and fucked. If you or a loved one suffer from any of these symptoms, please find a support group and do not carry pens…ever. If you MUST carry a writing utensil on your person, make sure it has an eraser. Thank you and have a great day!